Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Swallow, count and repeat
Don't let it slip out again!
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Only one thing can get done around her
I love your ideas, honey
Use this fucking slut
Is this a serious talk, mom?
I'll help you get up, baby
I've been missing out
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Solid presentation prep, boss